What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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