What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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