- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Click here to end the world.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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