- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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