- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I am dyslexic

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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