- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

This is an anti-joke.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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