BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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