- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

I am dyslexic

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.