- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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