- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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