Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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