What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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