- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how much fish could a chicken

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

knock knock who's there ?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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