roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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