- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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