Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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