roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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