- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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