Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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