Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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im gay

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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