- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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