Hej Erik och Leo!!

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

FUCK YOU

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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