- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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