- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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