- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A hill billy went fishing

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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