- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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