- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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