- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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