What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

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