yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A woman walks into a bar.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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