A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Charlie Sheen is winning

A black man walks out of a police station

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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