- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.