Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Penis

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Knock knock.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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