What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Nobody cares maddie!

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

guess what>? your mum lol

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Sarah Palin.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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