What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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