- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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