- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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