- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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