- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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