Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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