Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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