Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Badabing.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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