What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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