- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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