- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Your girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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