- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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