So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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DEATH.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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