What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

batman farted so hes retarded

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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