- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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