- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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