A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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