Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

brock has small hands for a small job

guess what>? your mum lol

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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