- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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