- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what's up? my penis.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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