- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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