- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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