- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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