What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why? Because.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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well use a tissue!

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João Duarte reads this.

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