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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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