- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Men's rights

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

how do you win a game try your best

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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