Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

batman farted so hes retarded

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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