Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

This is an anti- joke

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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