- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

like if your cool

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