- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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