- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

ask me if im a door yes

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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