What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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