- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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