What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

No your aunties a joke

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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