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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is white and long? A New York winter

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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