Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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