Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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