- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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