- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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