A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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