- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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