- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Sarah Jessica Parker

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a duck?

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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