- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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