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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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