- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Good job, son.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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