- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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