- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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