- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

DEATH.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

AIDS

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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