What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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