my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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