- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Anti Jokes = Drained

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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