- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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