- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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