- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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