- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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