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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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