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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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