- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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