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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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