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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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