- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why are white people white? I don't know

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Your girlfriend.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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