- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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