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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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