- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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