Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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