Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Sarah Palin.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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