- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

guess what>? your mum lol

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

PENIS

Robin, get in the car!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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