- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why are white people white? I don't know

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??