A storm be brewin!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A seal walks into a club.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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