Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

The word "Walter" is never funny.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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