- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

roses are red poo is poo

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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