- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How old is your mom Dead

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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