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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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