A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How old is victor? Half past dead

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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