Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

No your aunties a joke

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

2 black kids walk into school

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

He--Hey guys

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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