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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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