A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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