Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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