Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

12 niqqa 12.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Tim likes girls

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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