- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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