Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Atheism

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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