- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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