- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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