- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

These Jokes suck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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