Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A bar walks into a man

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Black people being friendly.

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Anti Joke

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