Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

women's rights.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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