How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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