Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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1+1=2

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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