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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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