- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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