Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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