- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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