Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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