How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

your face

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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