- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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