A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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