- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Dumbledore dies.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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