- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I like school Said no one ever.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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