- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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