Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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