- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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