- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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