- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

a man checks his mypsace

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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