- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

knock knock go away

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??