How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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your face

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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