a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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