How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What is life? Paul.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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